1.1. The white lotus

The white lotus
Calidad
Velocidad

  • The goal is to disappear behind their masks

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  • as pleasant, interchangeable helpers.

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  • It's tropical kabuki.

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  • Aloha.

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  • -Happy to be here. -We're on our honeymoon.

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  • ARMOND: You're such valued guests.

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  • Welcome to the White Lotus.

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  • ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS) ♪

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  • -Are they bigger? -Nicole, they're fuckin' huge.

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  • I haven't seen them in a while.

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  • (SIGHS) It's cancer.

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  • -(CONCH BLOWS) -Swole balls.

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  • Did they biopsy your balls, Dad?

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  • Not yet.

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  • -Surprise! -Mom!

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  • Am I interrupting?

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  • I know it's only your honeymoon!

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  • Oh, my God, look at her face!

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  • Rachel, you were such a beautiful bride

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  • but also very pale. But now, you have

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  • a little more color, and it looks great.

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  • (SOFTLY) Thanks.

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  • TANYA MCQUOID: You are so talented.

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  • (COOS)

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  • You really know what you're doing.

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  • (COOS)

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  • You think you could have dinner with me at the hotel tonight?

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  • Um... I-- I get off at 7:00.

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  • Yeah, that's good. Meet in like a couple minutes after 7:00 at the-- at the restaurant.

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  • Sounds great.

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  • Being a young man, this time right now can't be easy.

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  • Why? 'Cause we can't harass girls anymore?

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  • No.

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  • Well...

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  • He thinks I'm an asshole.

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  • Well, were you an asshole?

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  • I guess I'm just wondering what, um,

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  • you might be able to do for us to make us feel better.

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  • No, I was actually trying to not be an asshole.

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  • But you failed?

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  • (MUSIC INTENSIFIES)

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  • Where were you?

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  • I just walked around.

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  • (WOOD SNAPS)

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  • Please enjoy.

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  • Belinda is the best.

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  • Then I'll make an appointment.

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  • -If she's not booked with me. -(LAUGHTER)

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  • ARMOND: Sometimes, just watching them eat every night

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  • makes me wanna gouge my eyes out.

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  • Belinda! Belinda!

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  • What I want is to speak to your boss.

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  • (RETCHING, COUGHING)

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  • Fuck this place!

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  • I don't think it's most romantic hotel in Hawaii, do you?

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  • It's perfectly fine, but are you finding it very romantic?

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  • It's perfectly fine, but are you finding it very romantic?

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