Life of the Party
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0:22
Ow!
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0:38
I don't regret staying at home and being your mom.
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0:41
But I regret not getting my degree.
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0:42
That's why somebody's mom just enrolled in college.
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0:46
I'm referring to myself.
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0:47
I'll see you around the quad.
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0:49
Nobody says that, Mom.
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0:50
Well, I'll bring it back.
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0:53
I think those guys just checked you out.
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0:54
They're just looking at my smock. It tends to catch the light.
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0:57
Mom, you're a college girl now and we gotta make some changes.
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1:00
No! We don't know where that's been.
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1:01
Oh, god, it's full of hair.
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1:03
Come on, let me at it.
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1:04
No! Oh god no!
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1:06
What are you, 20?
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1:07
Okay, I would't go that far. Okay.
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1:08
Ha! Oh, I'm 21!
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1:09
Okay.
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1:11
Whoo!
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1:13
Ow!
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1:15
I love your mom.
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1:17
You had sex in the library?
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1:19
Frank!
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1:19
No, don't tell Frank.
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1:20
Deanna just had sex in a public place.
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1:22
Where?
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1:23
In the stacks!
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1:24
In her slacks?
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1:26
No. Shut up, Frank.
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1:29
I'm older, I'm wiser.
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1:30
This is essentially a Google.
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1:32
"Ask me anything."
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1:33
Turn off your vagoogle. You're scaring me.
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1:36
I think my vagoogle scared Jack last night.
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1:38
Oh, my god!
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1:39
But in a good way.
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1:40
Im a...
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1:41
Like when you intentionally go though a haunted house.
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1:43
Ew!
